Dear Norton AntiVirus Software,

I recently took a big step in my life and downloaded you to replace my McAfee subscription because the Comcast email told me to do so. I knew this would be a bumpy ride as we first began to learn each other’s tendencies, but you, sir, have over-stepped your boundaries far too quickly.

At first, I was alright with you popping up on the bottom left of my screen to tell me what you were doing, that is more than most men I’ve dated have communicated with me, so for that you are condoned.  But, with all good comes some bad I supposed and I’m sorry to tell you: popping up and explaining to me that you are automatically rooting through my folders and deleting the files deemed “temporary” is quite intrusive, and for someone who cleans their own folders like i, it is unnecessary.  I understand your motive in trying to become better acquainted with me, but going through my downloads and my C drive is not the best way to get to the next level.

Oh, now you’re cleaning up internet files, isn’t that nice. Thanks for letting me know, so I can open your program up and tell you to knock it off.

My point, Norton AntiVirus, is that if you do not get your invisible cyber nose out of my business, I am going to have to cut this relationship short and return to Mr. McAfee, who to my knowledge, would never have done such a thing with 12 pop-ups asking me if I wanted to.

Sincerely Yours,

Girl with the HP notebook you just took over.